Pentagram: Dick; why you should be sucking it

5. Its not going to suck itself now is it!?
4. Acquiring new and valuable skills is important in this rough job market
3. Its a good way to trick him into marrying you
2. Those new volleyball knee pads you got have been gathering dust in the corner
1. You need something to do on the way to the parking lot

Welcome...

Welcome to anyone who cares to read. Just on sheer whim I decided that I wanted to write a blog consisting of absolutely nothing but my skewed world view and twisted Brandonian humor. Maybe I have some deep seated need to express myself. Maybe I just needed something else to absorb my time. Maybe I'm just trying to avoid cleaning the kitchen. Whatever the case, I've committed to the bit. Getting back to the point, I took a small poll as to what people wanted me to write about. I got quite a few interesting requests and I really couldn't decided one which one I wanted to focus on exclusively. Also I have the attention span of a fruit fly so I'm just going to take all of the suggestions that I got an integrate  them all and see how it works out. First off, I'm horrible at forming new habits so give me some time to get the rhythm of this. People tend to ask me advice, or ask me what I think about X, Y, or Z so there will be an Advice Column component available so email me with questions and I'll answer it anonymously. If you have a review request, email me and I will do my best to review your request.

Disclaimer: Many of you will find yourselves offended after reading these entries. Rest assured this is by design.